BUFF GUMBY FOR PRESIDENT 2020

Hello out there. This is your old friend Buff Gumby. For nearly 20 years now The Buff One has been living within this once great country of ours (obviously I'm speakin' about the Good Ole U. S of A) and The BIG Green Buff Machine (as well as millions of other Red Blooded Americans) has noticed a steady decline within our once mighty nation. First we had to muddle through Butthole Bush for 8 long years. Then came oBUMa for yet another 8 years who promised change (which is all many American had left within their pockets due to his policies). Now we are dealing with Trump The Chump. Buff Gumby is reaching out to you the masses and imploring you to not waste your vote and yet another 4 years upon this waste of skin known as The Donald.

Now Buff Gumby freely admits that there are 2 things Buff Gumby seldom speaks on, those being Religion and Politics. When it comes to those 2 topics there is never a clear right or wrong, it is simply a matter of opinion. Everyone knows that opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. So possibly for the one and only time EEEEVVVVEEERRR

Buff Gumby will give his opinion on politics:

ALL POLITICIANS SUCK!!!! It does not matter if you are a Town Supervisor, an Alderman, a Senator, or The Commander And Chief of this nation, They ALL SUCK!!! They all promise the world and then proceed to destroy it; They lie, cheat, steal and commit any crime you can possibly think of. It honestly doesn't matter who the next President of this country is, if you go with the evil you know...Trump The Chump, you will be screwed. If you vote in the evil you do not know, again eventually you will be screwed. Buff Gumby is saddened to inform you of this, but it is FACT. In fairness, Buff Gumby will admit that there are politicians that have sporadically made some positive changes to this country throughout history. Still, overall even they SUCKED!!! on a whole.

America was once a revered, respected leader throughout the world. Other nations looked to The United States for guidance. Now they look at our country with disdain and pity. We are a country of in-fighting amongst ourselves. We are ignorant, lethargic, and weak... BUFF GUMBY HAS ISSUES WITH THAT!!!!

Buff Gumby wants to make America Buff Again.

Buff Gumby wants to bring The House Of Pain to The House Of Representatives.

Buff Gumby wants to stimulate (both mentally and physically) the Senate.

Buff Gumby wants to take his Regime to Washington.

Buff Gumby is here to put all those panty waste politicians on notice.

Though my skin may be Green, Buff Gumby bleeds Red, White and Blue.

Buff Gumby is not here to make idle promises. If considered, Buff Gumby does not know what will transpire within The Buff One's 4 years in office. Still, Ole Glory Flying Gumby knows...he can't do much worse than the choices we are now given for the upcoming 2020 Election.

It is time the Red, White, and Blue was infused with a bit of Green. So on election day when you go to cast your vote, grab a write-in ballot and place Buff Gumby's name down along with GrrrEGG The Angry Egg (for Vice President) as your choices to MAKE AMERICA BUFF AGAIN!!!

I'm Buff Gumby, I'm Out...(Let's Make America) RRRRRIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!