Buff Gumby Presents: The Ripper...

Hello out there. This is your old friend Buff Gumby. As another member of The Green Skinned Group and a close personal friend of mine once said "Ogres have layers". Of course I am referring to that beloved star of Stage and Screen, Shrek. As with Shrek, Buff Gumby also has layers. Buff Gumby is not 1 dimensional, a 1 trick pony. Buff Gumby does not spend all day within The Dungeon, a.k.a The House Of Pain, working on his MASSIVE physique. Buff Gumby enjoys working out the inner parts of his body as well as the outer parts. Buff Gumby enjoys a creative and stimulating workout of his mind every bit as much as a physical and grueling workout of his body. Buff Gumby enjoys making videos, doing crafts, and the writing of both short stories and poems which will be pictured and presented for your enjoyment right here on Buff Gumby's BLOG. So let's kick it off with this entry entitled...

THE RIPPER

I hide in the shadows, watching you pass. I live for the moment, when you'll breathe your last.

I stalk you in silence, I'm coming so near. You cannot explain it, yet your heart grips with fear I smell your blood racing, as it pumps through your veins. My motive is simple, torture and pain.

I'm almost upon you, there's nowhere to run. I savor the moment, anticipate fun. Now I'm upon you, you struggle to scream. You just can't believe it, it must be a dream.

To some you're a mother, to others a wife. To me you're a whore, a waste of a life.

It's time I introduce the tools of my trade. A finely honed razor with a steely sharp blade.

In moments it's over, I'm a surgeon you see. Tomorrow the headlines will be all about me. The whores of White Chapel will have reason to fear. Word will be out, that The Ripper is here.

Just a quick mention...Buff Gumby does not condone violence, especially towards women. Still, I hope you enjoyed this entry..."The Ripper" (who is not a close personal friend of The Buff One). I'm Buff Gumby. I'm Out...RRRRRIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!